"I didn't expect the first spell I read to transform us into women, dude! It's all just phonetic in some strange language! What if I read another one, and it does something even worse!"
"How could it be worse!? I've got a vagina!"
"You still have thumbs! This book might turn you into a dog or a horse...or a rock! It could be MUCH worse!"
Martin is a cretin who doesn't appreciate a sexy body when he's wearing it!
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