"Hello, my name is Ralph. It would be my pleasure to help you today at Body Swap Inc. We offer temporary body swaps of all kinds! You can sign up as a donor and make money by letting people borrow your body for a segment of time, or you can sign up as a borrower and pay for the body of your choice. Please note that currently if you sign up as a borrower, we have a six week waiting period for female bodies. They are very popular right now!"
Hmm, I wonder why female bodies are so popular, or more to the point...why pretty women would be so willing to "borrow" them out to guys?
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