Dave looked down. This wasn't right. This wasn't right at all! He should be seeing a flat, hairy chest--his flat hairy chest. Instead, there were breasts! Breasts covered only by an itsy bitsy polka dot biniki! He moved his hand toward it, tugging at the fabric and feeling that the orbs of flesh were all too real at the same time! Plus, the hands were so small..with painted nails! Painted nails! This was all wrong!