Monday, February 27, 2012
"What happened to me?" Julian realized he was screaming in broken English with a very thick accent. He ran to the bathroom to look in a mirror and inspected his reflection. He was now the type of woman Henry often brought back to their place: foreign, beautiful, and very smart (but lacking in common sense--after all, any woman willing to sleep with Henry lacked common sense).
Upon exiting the bathroom, Henry made a pass.
"You think I go home with you? You crazy!" Julian shouted.
"You got to go home with me, Babe! We live together!"