Tuesday, December 20, 2011


Sometime in the distant future, in order to further understanding of each other, children in school were required to swap bodies with another student for the duration of their senior year. Martin had thought he had lucked out when he was chosen to swap with Emily, easily one of the hottest girls in school. But he soon learned how difficult maintaining beauty was for a woman! He hated wearing her contacts and opted to wear large, clunky glasses instead. He never plucked her eyebrows, allowing her unibrow to grow back. A lack of proper facial care resulted in massive acne breakouts. And an unlucky hit to the mouth resulted in the need for braces. By winter break, Martin wasn't exactly a beauty anymore, and Emily was horrified at what he had done to her.

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