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Thursday, March 21, 2013
Needlessly complex plan
Wilber had developed the body swapping ray with one very specific purpose in mind -- to switch with an incredibly hot woman. There was only one problem; he didn't know any hot women! Sure, he saw them on television and in magazines, but he couldn't even remember the last time he saw one in real life. But he soon developed a needlessly complex plan to deal with this. First, he used the ray to switch bodies with his friend Taylor. Taylor was a bit of a nerd (like himself), and she wasn't the hottest woman in the world. But he figured she had friends and that after he swapped with her, he could swap with one of them. Eventually, he'd chain up to hotter and hotter women.
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I LOVE ray guns, and therefore I LOVE this caption. Amazing stuff :)
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