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Friday, May 11, 2012
What a difference
What a difference a day makes! Yesterday, Vince was two payments behind on his mortgage, had plenty of loans taken out that he couldn't pay, and didn't have a job to pay for any of it. He prayed for it to all go away, and it did. The next morning he woke up in the body of someone else--a very rich someone else! He found himself in a giant bed in a huge mansion. He also found that he now had two breasts hanging from his chest. He was a woman--so what? He was also a woman with a private yacht! As he started to set sail while lounging on deck in a bikini, a cell phone rang. He knew the number. It was his own. He decided not to answer, but it kept ringing and ringing. Finally, he got sick of it and demanded the captain sail far enough off shore to be out of range of cell towers. He watched as the signal slowly faded, and the calls finally stopped.
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Who wouldn't want to wake up in a body like that? :)
ReplyDeleteWOW! powerful story & geat use of pic. Poor woman - lucky huy ( Not a vry nice one but understandable
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