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Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Molecular Rearranger
I handed my assistant Tony a drink. He deserved for being a guinea pig in my latest experiment with the Molecular Rearranger we had been working on. At first, it seemed like it worked. we had successfully changed his gender from male to female. We even changed the clothes he wore! It was quite a scientific achievement! The one small flaw was that the device appeared to be a little too powerful. It had also fused his feet to the chair he had been sitting in. He was quite unable to walk like this, but it seemed like only a minor tweak -- perhaps only a few more hours of work. He'd have to be patient, and the booze would help him relax as he waited.
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