Thomas grabbed his head. It was throbbing. What had happened? Wait, what was this hair coming out of the back of his head? How could his buzzed cut grow in this much this fast? And what the heck was he wearing? Had someone played some sort of weird joke on him? It simply wasn't occurring to him that the Great Shift had happened, and that he wasn't himself anymore. Of course, who could possibly have a preconceived idea of the Great Shift?