Cleaning Up

The plan was simple...Actually, the plan was needlessly complicated. The rich old man had security detail surrounding him all day, every day, but the criminal mastermind only known as "X" had a devious scheme. He had already stolen a top secret bodyswitching device and stationed himself outside of the old man's house. He used the device as soon as he saw a figure exiting the house. Unfortunately, that person was the man's maid. Still, it would allow him to get close enough to steal an amazing amount of money from the man's house...

Skating

When the Great Shift hit, Adam suddenly found himself up in the air and spinning somehow. He was also strangely cold. The next thing he knew, his feet were hitting something cold, but he didn't have solid footing, so he fell. He legs split apart, and he thought it was going to hurt; however, he was now able to do a perfect split. He had become his sister, who was attending her ice skating practice. The reason that he was able to do the split was because he no longer had his penis between his legs!

Fool me once

"Oh no, I'm not letting you try another experimental ray gun out on me!" Scott yelled at his buddy Mike as he crossed his arms, "The first turned me into a woman. The next one, which you promised would switch me back, made me blonde. Then you fooled me a third time, and I got ten years younger! Fool me ftimes times, shame on you. Fool me four times...no way!"

Gender Barrier

It had been decades since the color barrier had been broken in baseball, but only recently did someone try to break the gender barrier. Susan Mitchell took to the field of her first major league game last week. Initially, it was a proud moment for women everywhere; however, the world was shocked to learn that Susan was actually a man! Several years earlier in a freak experiment, the mind of a man was placed inside of her body. There was much debate about whether or not the gender barrier had been broken. Susan spoke up to state that, yes, it had. She felt like a woman and was a woman where it counted!